he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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