so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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