I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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