3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
