I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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