so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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