some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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