the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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