these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
