I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
