I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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