...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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