How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
