his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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