Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wish you could order shots online.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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