hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I said "one day" and that day is not today