i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes