Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We just shotgunned beers for America
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off