I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize
