I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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