just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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