just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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