Soap is not a condiment
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
MIDGETS
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize
