have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
