Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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