you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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