nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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