It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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