why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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