They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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