So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just had sex bonerless
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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