I'm drive I can fine osifer
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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