I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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