Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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