Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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