My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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