i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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