i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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