Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You dont lie about slip and slides
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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