38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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