every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I will be naked everywhere
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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