Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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