Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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