My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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