And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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