remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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