is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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