Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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