thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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