haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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