he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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