ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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