Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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