...so i touched it.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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