Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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